How the Duck inspires me......?

Guy walks into a bar carrying a box, sits down at the counter and orders a double. After the bertender brings it, the guy begins blubbering like a baby. Bartender asks him "What's wrong, Man?" "Well, I released this Genii from his lamp and he gave me one, and only one, wish to reward me." Bartender says, "That's great, Man. But ,why are you crying?" The guy reaches into the box, takes out a little Baby-grand piano, sets it on the bar, reaches back into the box, takes out a little man about a foot tall,sets him down at the piano, and he promptly begins to play the most beautiful music.Bartender listens for a while then says," That's fantastic! So, what are you crying about?"Guy says,"Turns out the genii was hard of hearing. He thought I asked for a 12 inch pianist."